"Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." - Margery Williams The Velveteen Rabbit
the fine print...
There isn't much to it. We meet. We make sure everyone gets along. We try it a day or two to be sure. If all goes well, we have a sweet arrangement for everyone.
The cost? $30 a day. Yep. That's it. For complete peace of mind and security. Priceless.